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The toilet paper is rougher than the ones in the public buildings; 

the chairs provided mysteriously seem to not actually fit under the desks (reconciled with post-its); 

milk crates taken from the alleyway of 'Feel-Awful' and Tastes and washed in the shower are your storage units; 

a bed half-heartedly made and less than four articles of clothing on the back of your seat qualifies your room as 'neat'; 

the wall heater/AC dutifully keeps you warm while it's off, even in 25+ weather; 

you tape post-its to the door to keep the rattling from keeping you up; 

you're neighbors door keeps you up instead; 

there is an angry 'FUCK YOU' letter on the fridge door in the kitchen bitching out someone who steals half-eaten subs; 

you don't go to sleep until six in the morning. the sun rises at 5;

there are finally posters and pictures on your wall;

they keep falling;

post-its rectify any problem... except the falling posters;

a note on two pages of yellow legal pad taped across the door saying, 'Did you remember towels?';

it takes two or three trips to the bathroom to actually get everything together for a shower;

there are huge dark clumps of other peoples hair shoved into the corners of said shower;

an ethernet cable is needed to get internet connection;

there's a fly infestation; 

the majority of the socks brought in the beginning of the year have been cut up and are strangely useful;

three am is an appropriate time to finish an essay... or start one;

watched the entire series of himym;

watched at least three times, four or five for some episodes;

watched seven seasons of buffy;

one of angel (will be two);

all of firefly;

two of the big bang;watched all youtube clips of nph;

and alyson hannigan;

and everyone involved with the first four above;

the incense smell in the hall is not supposed to be there;

neither is the toaster your roommate has in your room;

your neighbor laughs and you feel like they're in your room;

cue wondering what seinfield said that was so funny;

the unfathomable amounts of crap in the common room free to take because the international students only had 2 bags of luggage;

midnight seems like a good time to vacuum for some people;

people yell in the hall and it takes minutes to realize it's your Don and you're supposed to be in a house meeting at the moment;

takes five minutes after getting into the elevator to realize it's not moving;

people who take the elevator to the first/second/third floor are openly berated;

spontaneously spending the night without calling anyone so they won't worry;

you know that the second and last bathroom stalls are the only ones that lock properly, the first has a funny toilet and the third has the best potty-paper;

you can recite this months potty-paper;

the sinks in either end 

you can play 'where's the blood on the wall' from last years haunted house... there's still a faint tinge of ketchup in the air;

microwaving popcorn at three in the morning is perfectly normal- at least yours is low-calories;